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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 13:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Still no good.

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Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is there any program to remove music from affirmations (if you listen to subliminals you know that affirmations are masked with music so I want to remove this music to find out the affirmations)?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How has Donald Trump turned the Taylor Swift endorsement into a win for him?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Are Democrats freaking out that President Trump and America have plans to prosecute election cheaters?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

So they tried

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